Play it off

I'm writing this because I'm pissed off
Sorrow such as this can't just be kissed off
Not even fair, feel as if I was ripped off
Maliciously, intentionally, shipped off
Left in the dark, didn't know the light was flicked off
Was so happy, when Cupid had me picked off
Time had stopped, as if the clock had ticked off
Guess he used the wrong arrow, because I was kicked off
Took everyone for a ride, had them whisked off
While secretly, you had me cast off
Had no idea until I noticed I was last off
You stood there and watched
As
I
Slipped
O  F  F

***i give up, there just won't be a bg song, tired of hosting one, and getting it shut down arbitrarily....w/e sry ppl***

ohh man, nothing does a body good like a holiday to just rest (good job veterans, you died just to let pinto rest, hahaha....man....i hope i don't get jumped by some old people later for saying that...)
being active is overrated, for those of you that can't sit still and just relax...
i hope you die...a very, very, VERY exciting death

shit it's been a month, good stuff, didn't have to bother worrying about making an entry to entertain you, ah well, i'm back from my hiatus, and to my surprise, angelfire seemed to have fucked my bg song...w/e time for new one anyways
this entry will be accompanied in the background by yet another song from the south, by the ying yang twins off the U.S.A album - The walk
and here we go...

alright, let me show you something that proves there is no god, and if there was, he'd die in a car related death, either ran over, or in a car crash...

seriously...wow! people are driving around in cars holding loud, vicious, hyperactive, dirty, troublesome, and vile creatures, and now they put fucking pets in there too?! as if driving isnt hard enough with goddamn kids in the back screaming about stupid shit like wanting to piss, being bored, complaining that they don't like whats on the TV, and screaming because they see the snake you purposely put under the seats to "accidentally" kill them
but these geniuses decided to make dog crates and compartments too??
what are we doing nowadays?? i hope you all know there's already a place where you can play around with your pet and watch dvd's at....
IT"S CALLED YOUR GODDAMN HOUSE!! not the fucking car, shit!
(if you happen to live in an RV and somehow managed to get access to a computer with internet, i am sorry to have offended you...please accept my deepest and sincerest apologies...you can go back to imitating larry the cable guy and putting git-r-done on every damn thing)
wait wait wait, i get it now, those compartments are for the kids right?? they give the parents somewhere to shove their stupids bratsin if they won't keep still or shut up, wow thats actually a pretty smart id--what?... its...not?...for the kids?....well damnit
mark my words, the year they release these cars to be sold to the public, is the year you will see a drastic increase in car accidents, and also the highest number of pet dead in a car accident, because these compartments are deathtraps, for both the pets and the people inside...how? well, the pets will get stuck inside it, and the fucking owners will spend all their time trying to get the pet out..and BOOM! the car explodes, and...everyone will see how right i am
seriously though, take a look at the one dog in the goddamn dashboard, i know for a FACT, that dog is DEFINITELY going to die in a car crash, good lord, if you hit a light speed bump, that poor creature is going to break his neck...
iunno, if you want more on this car, just google a honda w.o.w. concept car
cats and dogs only have one place in society...on the dinner table (tha-thunk-tssh! .....yes i am aware of the fact that i am chinese, thank you enlightened one)
but seriously, i thought japan was running out of room for the deceased...why on earth would they create a deadly "pet-friendly" vehicle of death?

on another note, with all the developments around intelligent design and evolution in the classroom, i thought this little picture was quite amusing

oh, and for the record, teaching of intelligent design in public schools IS against the law, and you WILL be eternally damned for supporting it

alright thats good enough

i'm out

pCe

whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.....where's my cup? hahaha, no but seriously....whoa, this song's awesome, get loose by t.i. off his album urban legend, moving on to the rant..

holy shit people, this rant is going to be focused around stupid shit, and i don't mean stupid as in random meaningless topics, no i'm talking about fucking stupid, retarded moronic, idiotic, dumb-asses
ok. i prolly went overboard, with that, they prolly aren't really that stupid....but wow...it's pretty close
first off-i'mma show u this picture/ad banner i saw on some site

good god, when i first saw this...i could not. stop. laughing. seriously wtf??!? what famous rapper is this?! well...hm...lets see, that person is white....50 cent and ludacris are black...mmmmm, whats left?? 50 cent? no.---'sigh' pfft iunno, maybe its just me, being an avid hip hop fan, this strikes me as extremely....elementary knowledge...maybe there are actually people that would have some difficulty doing this....in which case....stay away from me, cause there's a good chance...my foot...will find your face...on several occassions. no lie.  of course this is why i don't hang around people that like rock/pop/country/whatever cause i know jack shit about some of the most basic things of their genres...like...lynyrd skynrd?? wtf is that? isn't that some sorta vd you catch from french whores on the south side of paris??

another thing, this one is actually universally stupid, i dont care what you listen to or don't listen to...do not. i repeat. do not do this. everyone's seen that commercial for las vegas, (the one i saw) where in the beginning u see this hot ass woman all over the chauffeur on the ride to the airport, then the window between the drivers seat and the back seats close up, cutting the woman out of view. next shot, the chauffeur arrives at the airport and gets out to open the door, and who comes out? not that slutbag, no sir, no whore in sight, but instead, it's this nun. of course, commercial ends with..."what happens in vegas, stays in vegas."
now...c'mon that commercial...did wonders for vegas, that was one badass commercial...for vegas....at the time.
this phrase has spread like an std on the town prostitute, i mean, wow, everybody and their mom's nephew's dad's sister's child (if u followed this through...it was the same person, clever huh)  were using this fucking phrase.  laura bush, goddamn laura bush, used this phrase on the tonight show when leno asked her about white house, she was all..."what happens in the white house, stays in the white house" now don't get me wrong, that was funny, i didn't expect that woman to have a sense of humor...but it's getting out of hand, everywhere, left and right...what happens at steve's house, stays in steve's house...what happens in pre-calculus class, stays in pre-calculus class...what happens when i fucking stab you with a hockey stick in the chest, stays...in your chest.  yes, a fucking hockey stick, that thing's not exactly sharp, so uh...whenever a blunt object breaks the skin and enters your body forcefully...thats a-lot of pain

"fuck this im out"

pCe

update coming...i have not forsaken you.......chillllllllll out?

fucking deceptive, tired of the leading
all of this anger i'm feeding
my heart i'm reading
kind of hard with all the bleeding
road signs i'm not heeding
before i knew it i was speeding
all began cause you were so irresistible
couldn't help myself, looked so delectable
thought everything was so predictable
finally realized i'm not so invincible
fuck off, right now, i'm definitely not approachable
pissed off, thrown out on the spot, without a thought, left to rot, didn't get what i sought, did it all for naught, you just wouldn't get caught, a lesson i've been taught, but is that all you brought? is that all you got? hopefully not, cause this is not the first time i've fought, you better come back with a lot, cause my desire's burning hot, not like what everyone else got, fake shit, fucking store bought, this is all i can bear to jot
besides, you're tired of my spraying
i'm even bored, tired of staying
i'm full of shit, heart's not decaying
don't take to heart what i'm saying
i'm just fucking playing

i'm out....

R.I.P PAC!

pCe

                    
           Tupac Amaru Shakur 6/16/1971-9/13/1996

ahhh....the slim shady songs continue, i'm sorry if you don't like marshall mathers, but i recently found my other other other eminem cd, this one is "saying goodbye to hollywood", off the eminem show album...man this song is so goddamn intense...this is also to all you bitches out there that don't like rap/hip hop/"urban music" (man that cracks me up everytime...urban...'sigh' crazy black ppl)  how is this not good music? listen to this song, there's so much fucking emotion in it, he's putting his heart into it, fucking ridiculous
oh yeh btw, in all likelihood, the next entry's background song will be eminem as well, either stop being so close minded, or just gimme something else to listen to, cause whatever song i'm listening to in the days prior to my update is always what i put in the background...so...you know...send me one of those crappy r&b love songs, or one of those shitty rock songs you people listen to....on to the rant!

well...i'm gonna jump onto the hurricane katrina bandwagon here...and talk about it the entire entry ok? now, before you leave, keep in mind it's me, pinto, have a little faith please?(hahha pinto asking people to have faith, ironic no?) this will be entertaining, stick around, its a good update....there's pictures!! haha, ok starting...now!

have you noticed how...all of a sudden, everyone and their aunt's best friend are experts on the crisis down in the hurricane disaster area?, i mean shit, blah blah katrina, blah blah blah, bush sucks my nuts, blah blah, 5.274 people dieing an hour, now come on! honestly! how can 5.274 people die?? where exactly is this .274 of a person?? goddamn!! are they losing like an arm? a fingernail? losing a shoe? shit, it's ridiculous, and secondly...shut the fuck up!!
enough with that topic...85.373% of xanga is already talking about that topic

i wonder about the people that don't know what is going on right now..like the full extent of things you know? the hurricane, the fucked up gulf shoreline and new orleans...like my mom for instance...she doesn't watch american news or tv, she just watches the chinese cable, but you see, our satellite dish is fucked up for like..the past week...so she hasn't seen anything from new orleans or heard on tv how bad that hurricane was...should i feel sorry for her? or should i feel jealous? she doesn't have to see the horror and misery and tragedy down there...why do we want so badly to see what is going on down there? i know you people be watching the news alot more, and going online to watch video on msn or whatever...how do i know you are doing it? because i be doing too! i don't fucking know why i do it...who knows...and besides...if my mom ever wants to know what is going on down there all she needs to do is ask me to show her this

just a quick drawing on paint, i know i know, i'm awesome with paint...notice the detail...the motion lines of katrina ass raping new orleans...yep...

ok...moving along, what's the rule on naming hurricanes? like...why is it always just one name.....? the person naming the hurricane names it after someone they care about to honor them right? well..all of that pretty much goes down the drain because it's just the first name..it could be the 10000 katrina's out there...if you are gonna honor someone..make it their last, or the first and last name, or even their nickname..damn, and why's it even gotta be a legitimate name?!!?! man if i ever get the chance to name a hurricane, they gonna be like...well..heres a list...
hurricane run!!, hurricane we're all gonna die!, hurricane shit!, hurricane i'm gonna eat ya!
or something totally irrelevant, like...hurricane pencil, hurricane wallet, hurricane sexiest man ever award, hurricane lamp, hurricane fight club dvd, ok i'm gonna stop naming hurricanes after stuff i see right next to me on my desk
but seriously...why are they always regular sounding names? why couldn't it be like..hurricane hitler, hurricane eminem...or hurricane bush...and why they gotta be different names each time? it could be like...hurricane andrew II, or hurricane joseph jr., fuck it, it could be the return of hurricane katrina...i don't know hurricanes all that well...it could be the exact same hurricane as last time thats fucking us over, we don't know!

ok to wrap things up...i'll give you one more picture

is that not the sexiest thing you've ever seen in your life? i swear to god, i have a hard on right now just looking at that, no lie.

i'm out

pCe